won’t sing about cancer or staying strong.
we won’t wear plaid, nor dress like emo
meerkats, nor play the chorus screamo
and jagged as little pills. we have a song
about william henry harrison. sample lyrics:
he said, i’ll disown ya if there are no begonias
from california, but then he got pneumonia.
yes. that’s the stuff. that’s the spirit
we smoke. and we smoke. and we smoke
and we smoke and i smoked until i shook.
key of c. thirty days after he took
office, william henry harrison died
(oh yeah), william henry harrison died.
that’s funny, right? you’ll laugh until you choke?
Editor’s Note: Interested in hearing the song this poem is based on? Check out Mead Lake’s Most Wanted’s Bandcamp page.